Little Ears Hear Everything

The other day Lanie was feeling the love and told Oma that she wanted to marry Oma. Josh pointed out to Lanie that Oma was already married to Pa, which would necessarily preclude Lanie from marrying her. Henry happened to be in the room during this exchange and chimed in, "Yeah, and girls can only marry each other in....Where was that again, Dad?" Daddy, who sometimes jokingly comments on adult issues such as same-sex marriage in front of the kids, muttered under this breath as Oma shot daggers at him with her eyes, "California and Massachusetts."